Some funny Nigerian Proverbs (Warri to be precise)

These are some of the funny proverbs from the Warri, Delta State, Nigeria. If the Warri Forefathers didn't say it, then its not authentic...

1. Na person wey never see problem dey use good English dey pray.
2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall.
3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set o.
4.who naked no dey shuuk hand for pocket...!
5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..
6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.
7. This one good, this one good na in mad man take dey gather plenty load.
8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be until dem name am Samson.
9.Na over confidence naim make February no complete.
10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.
11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..
12. Them dey hide craze man he dey blow whistle.
13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water for no boil Fish....

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Source: Stella Dimoko Korkus