Popular quotes of former Zimbabwe president - Part 5

Robert Mugabe will be remembered for these hilarious quotes put together by us....

In respect to the freedom fighter's time as president of Zimbabwe for almost four decades, we have in the last four days put together some of his popular quotes and today we shall be bringing you the last part.

We hope they enlighten you you.

Mugabe, 93, resigned as Zimbabwe president on Tuesday November, 21 after 37 years in power.Until his resignation, he is the only leader the southern African country has ever had. 

41-Men can be heartless; they will use you, Use your body, Damage your reputation then marry a beautiful wife, Become born again & Use you as a testimony in church, That's when you know the devil lives Among us.

42-Married people with kids and careers find time to have affairs. Don't let a single person tell you they're too busy for you..

43-If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his Mother and tell Her he is dead....you are actually calling from the accident scene..... then switch off that phone.You cannot be crying alone. She must also feel the pain for not raising him well.

44-A woman should NOT feed a man!! The last time it happened, we were all sent out of the Garden of Eden.

45-Help a girl when she is in trouble and she will surely remember you when she is in trouble again!

46-Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul heals. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don't last.

47-A woman that loves you will stick with you no matter how much a player you are. And that "woman" is your mother.

48-Ladies now feel shy to breast feed babies but feel no rumors to display their breast outside in the name of fashion just to attract men my sister breast was designed to feed hungry babies not for pageant parade

49-Apologize when you're wrong. Be silent when you're right. Ask if you're not sure. Admit it when you make a mistake. Forgive when you're wronged. You'll have wonderful marriage.

50-They say milk gives strength. I have drunk 4 cups of milk and i was not even able to move a wall. But when i drank 4 bottles of beer, i saw walls moving themselves. Hmm these scientists should stop their lies! 

Which one is your favorite or funniest?