Popular quotes of former Zimbabwe president - Part 3

Robert Mugabe will be remembered for these hilarious quotes put together by us to celebrate him....

In respect to the freedom fighter's time as president of Zimbabwe for almost four decades, in continuation of what we started two days ago, we put together some of these popular quotes of his. We hope they enlighten you you.   

Mugabe, 93, resigned as Zimbabwe president on Tuesday November, 21 after 37 years in power. Until his resignation, he is the only leader the southern African country has ever had.

21. WE USED a pencil when we were small but now we use pens...do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now.

22-Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real

23-You need at least 1 witness to prove a murder case & a minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage, It clarifies which one is more dangerous.

24-A woman with only a beautiful face is only good for a night, but a woman with a beautiful heart is good for a lifetime. Ladies mind the way you handle and present yourself out there because it speaks so much about who you are. If you treat yourself cheaply, you will attract many useless, fake and irresponsible people (men) around you and if you treat yourself with dignity, you will attract a few sensible and serious people around you.

25-Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that will wipe your buttocks today can be the part that will wipe your face tomorrow.

26-The way relationships dont last these days. It's even safe to celebrate a one week anniversary.

27-Only a black man will have unprotected sex with a girl he just met at the Club,then get in his car and put on a safety belt like he didn't try to kill himself a minute ago!

28-An expensive weave can never reduce the effect of cheap brains....

29-MARY was a virgin and she married a carpenter (JOSEPH). YOU are not a virgin and you are waiting for a billionaire to marry you.

30-Some girls are funny, they will tell guy that “It’s over between us “When the guy says Okay, she will be like “Just Like That?” What were you expecting???? Closing Ceremony??

Which one is your favorite or funniest?