Popular quotes of former Zimbabwe president - Part 4

Robert Mugabe will be remembered for these hilarious quotes put together by us to celebrate him....

In respect to the freedom fighter's time as president of Zimbabwe for almost four decades, we have in the last three day put together some of his popular quotes. We hope they enlighten you you. 

Mugabe, 93, resigned as Zimbabwe president on Tuesday November, 21 after 37 years in power. 

Until his resignation, he is the only leader the southern African country has ever had. 

31-Dear ladies, The silence you keep when you find money in your husband's pockets during laundry,kindly do the same when you find condoms.

32-The festive season is upon us, accidents take seconds to happen but suffering lasts a life time. Helmets and Condoms should be worn on appropriate heads during the respective rides, especially on vehicles that don't belong to you.

33-Church sisters be refusing Church brothers saying "No you are my brother" For your own info: Even your mother and father are brother and sister in Christ.

34-Someone who unplugs your phone charging at 3% to plug his at 97% is capable of killing you

35-Some Girls will be like: "I cannot cook, my mom didn't teach me” Well, my sister tell me who taught you dog style??

36-Remind your man that when he's busy looking for a new woman, you are also new to another man..

37-When nails grow old, we cut nails not fingers. Similarly when misunderstanding grows up, cut your ego not your relationship.

38-Every man wants to marry a decent lady. Question is who will marry the ones you spoil?

39-Don't focus on your wife's faults, they are the ones that prevented her from getting a better husband.

40-Girls are so clever...they can introduce 3 Boyfriends to each other at the same time without causing a fight...She will be like ; My love, meet my sweetheart and my one and only boo...and you will see the 3 idiots smiling at each other and say Hi boss what’s good. 

Which one is your favorite or funniest?