Popular quotes of former Zimbabwe president - Part 1

Robert Mugabe will be remembered for so many things, especially for his hilarious quotes.

In respect to the freedom fighter's time as president of Zimbabwe for almost four decades, we shall in the next five days put together some of these quotes of his.

We hope they enlighten you you.

Mugabe, 93, resigned as Zimbabwe president on Tuesday November, 21 after 37 years in power. Until his resignation, he is the only leader the southern African country has ever had.

1--A girl can be 21 with 2 kids while another one can be 18 with 3 abortions but the society will judge the 21 year old simply because her decisions are visible.

2--Most men cheat with their wedding ring on their finger. And you think your boyfriend won’t cheat coz YOU'RE his profile picture??

3--We are living in a generation where lovers are free to touch each others private parts but cannot touch each others phone.

4--All I hear is “NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE”. If that was God’s plan then u would have receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

5--Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool, the only problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

6--Love is when your boyfriend catches you naked with another man and says honey dress up and we go home.

7--Some girls of today can’t jog for five minutes, but they expect a guy to last in bed with them for 2 hours. Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.

8--Women with beauty and no brains, its your private part that suffers the most.

9--Whenever things start going on well in your life, the devil comes along and gives u a girlfriend.

10—Teachers are my friend and I feel for Women who are married to Teachers, instead of finding money in the pocket when washing, they find Chalk or list of noise makers. 

Which one is your favorite or funniest?