Some facts about men you never knew

Hey ladies, you think you know so much about men, well here are some facts about men that will shock you. 

-Husbands are like children — they’re fine if they’re someone else’s.

-Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

-A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

-Go for younger men. You might as well — they never mature anyway.

-Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men — a woman.

-Men’s brains are like the prison system — not enough cells per man.

-Men are like place mats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.

-Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

-Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

-Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken.

-Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

-Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

-Men are like high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Tell us which one got your attention the most.